Kindergarten The Musical

Let's all get ready for show and tell! We'll start with... You! What did you bring?  Check out my new yo-yo!   I think it's pretty sweet!   It only cost a dollar!   My prices can't be beat!   I'll trade you for a hall pass!   I'll be your gorgeous wife!   I'll help you kill our teacher   With this giant, scary knife!   See the blood!   On the cart!   It's from us!   We're in juvenile jeopardy!   We're small!   But we're smart!   Let's unite!   And we'll start a little kindergarten coup!  Aren't you all being a little dramatic? Uh, no! We don't even know what that means! Children, we have to continue show and tell now. Cindy, have you brought anything interesting to share?  Here's a vegan biscuit   Cause I don't deal with meat!   I got it from my boyfriend   Cause he is oh-so sweet!   Peep this laser pointer!   I know, it's pretty sick!   Hey! Give me that, ya tinker   Or I'll kill you with this stick!   We're too young!   And too spry!   To be killed!   We're a teeny-bop battalion!   We know   We may die!   But we still   Gotta try a little kindergarten coup!  Ooh! Mr. Janitor, why don't YOU share something interesting with the class?  Once a young student   Was not very prudent   With where he dropped his slop!   So I went and grabbed him   And brutally stabbed him   With this here very mop!   Well I give gold stars   To kids who are   My special little rats!   Although if you make me   Miss my break   I'll poison all you brats!  Who's next?  This is Nugget's nugget.

 Possessed by Nugget's friends.   It signifies our friendship   And causes lives to end!   I got this creepy paper   Which I think might be a note.   Oh, I love a good love letter!   Shall we read what Nugget wrote?   NUGGET SAYS NO!   We're all brats   In a bind   Cause our school   Wants us for experiments!   We know   What we'll find   But we won't   Be resigned to being kindergarten tests   To exploit!   Now's our time!   We're an infantile infantry!   We're here   To destroy   This whole school!   So enjoy our little kindergarten coup!  Oh! Who wants Monstermon Cards? Throw her in The Nugget Cave! Nugget thanks you for watching and invites you to buy the song on iTunes. It's also available on Spotify, Amazon and Google Play.

You may notice it's part of an album of 12 songs. If you do not collect them all, Nugget will withhold his nuggets of friendship! Nugget salute! OOOOOHHH! Special thanks to our patreon encounterers like Nick Dedomenico..