Mean TweetsMusic Edition #4

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING] [AUDIENCE CHEERING AND
APPLAUDING]  "Nick Jonas was cute back when
he was in the Jonas brothers. And now, he looks like
(LAUGHING) a ferret." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]  "Usher seems like he'll stop
in the dead ass middle of sex because he got chilly." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]  "P!Nk makes music for
obnoxious white bridal parties that drunkenly walk into
a Denny's and (LAUGHING) ruin everyone's evening." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] I would have said Waffle
House, but whatever.  "Watching Alice Cooper,
and all I can think of is that he looks like a ball
sack with face paint on." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] Well, that's fair.  "The Lumineers are the musical
equivalent to a triple venti half sweet iced
caramel macchiato.

[BLEEP] them and this." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]  "Common is the Pottery
Barn of rappers." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] What the
[BLEEP] you know about rappers?  "Like honestly,
saying Blink-182 is your favorite band
is like saying I'm OK. (LAUGHING) living with herpes." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]  "Used anti-frizz
shampoo on my pubes, and now my penis (LAUGHING)
looks like Steve Aoki." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]  "Waterfalls by TLC
has to be the worst song about waterfalls ever."  [INAUDIBLE]  That's-- you know
what, that's just some like natural earth bitch,
you know what I'm saying? That said that.  "Fallout Boy is the
Comic Sans MS of music-- they're both (LAUGHING)
entirely overused." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]  "Zendaya's skinny
A-F. Damn, looking like a (LAUGHING) whole spaghetti." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] That's awesome! That's awesome.

"I'd rather be homeless and
watch two cats bang in an alley than to go to a
Ludacris concert." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]  "Adam Levine is if a flaccid
penis could kind of sing." Bro. This is riddled with mistakes. [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]  "Niall Horan is ugly. Good night, everyone." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]  "Erykah Badu tits
look like [BLEEP]."." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] [CHUCKLES] I had three babies.
- "LOL.

Meghan Trainor looks like that
girl my parents would force me to listen to If I were white." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING AND GROANING]  "If you're a guy
and you're listening to Depeche Mode,
reach into your vagina and pull your balls back down." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING AND
APPLAUDING]  "I left more
talent in my toilet this morning than
Green Day has ever had. Green Day sucks [BLEEP]." [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] I'm glad that you're
thinking about us while you're taking dumps. We're doing something right.  We'll think about you
while we're sucking [BLEEP]..

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